And Honey, You should See Me In A Crown

On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur

This is Ale. I'm Mexican, Catholic,and Proffesional Fangirl. I like books, musicals, piano.

Orphan Black is what I live for.

Come talk to me, I don't bite.

".......Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast...."- L. C.

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

  • Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
  • Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
  • *studio audience laughter*

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

teakettel:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

This guy had to have been more popular than the actual characters for the event.

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

junglejim4322yahoodotcom:

babygoatsandfriends:

moriartyborntoparty:

eccentwrit:

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,

BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE

HE BECAME A SUPERGOAT
BLEATIN’ ON HIS GUITAR.

*goatar

heyburdmann

  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

spacethefinalfuck:

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

he saw his chance and he took it

supernatural-dragon:

castielonfire:

duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

DO IT PLEASE

PLEASE DO IT LET ONE OF THESE ACTUALLY WORK FOR ONCE

JD.